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Hey, it's Anan. I just found these on the web and had a good laugh... -- Real Advertisements: 1. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. 2. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. 3. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. 4. Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. 5. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 6. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home. 7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. 8. All you can eat (no take-out) Please consume all food on premises. It's always good to take a break from the more serious side of marketing. Hope you enjoyed it! And on a more relevant note... I just got this from one of my team members who hooked up with my marketing system a couple days ago: ----------------------------------------------- Hi Anan, Just had to share my good news! The last 24 hours have been fantastic for me. I have been online marketing since June/12 and as of yesterday I had a total of 49 leads. (sad but true). And I spent $540 to get those 49 leads. As of 5 minutes ago I have received 246 leads in the last 24 hours!!! Ask me if I'm excited. Not only that, I just saw notification of another SALE!!! ...so I feel great right now Thanks Anan !! -Myra -------------------------------------------------------------------- I love seeing feedback like this, and it makes me think about how many people are still out there struggling in cyber-land when it's so easy to get results like Myra just did. But I used to be one of those people, bumbling around the internet and working my ass of for peanuts, wondering why success was so hard. Glad I finally got some answers.. I guess even a blind squirrel can eventually find a nut! If there's anything I can tell you to help speed up the process, it's this: Get around people who are succeeding and getting the results you want, at whatever cost, and learn everything you can. Click here  And then implement it. Before you know it, people on the "outside" will be looking at you like you have some magical marketing powers and asking for your secrets. But there is no "secret", other than the willingness to do what I just said. It's just a decision, and it's one that can save you years of trial and error. (and gain you confidence, competence, speed, valuable skills, connections, and a pile-o-money) If there's anything else I can do to help YOU make the jump, just let me know... I'm only a click away, - Anan Lashin  P.S. BONUS Marketing Joke: An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked: "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? In Marketing, if you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass good-bye.